The Perfect Woman

February 16, 2010

Oh, this makes me happy!  Tina Fey in the Marsh issues of Vogue.  Love her!


Tears on My Guitar

February 13, 2010

John Mayer has been taking a lot of heat for his racist/sexist statements in Playboy.  Hopefully, this will be the end of his fame whoring ways.  I really dislike the guy.  I find him insanely annoying (luring insecure women into bed and telling the whole world every detail) and his fake raspy voice makes me want to scream.  However, he said something quite intriguing in his interview.  This dude is as manipulative as a woman!  Sad to say, I can actually relate to this statement (not saying that I am manipulative, I’m just complicated….yeah, we’ll go with that):

PLAYBOY: At this point, what’s your ideal relationship?

MAYER: Here’s what I really want to do at 32: fuck a girl and then, as she’s sleeping in bed, make breakfast for her. So she’s like, “What? You gave me five vaginal orgasms last night, and you’re making me a spinach omelet? You are the shit!” So she says, “I love this guy.” I say, “I love this girl loving me.” And then we have a problem. Because that entails instant relationship. I’m already playing house. And when I lose interest she’s going to say, “Why would you do that if you didn’t want to stick with me?”

PLAYBOY: Why do you do it?

MAYER: Because I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you, but in his ass, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”

Sweet Jesus

February 10, 2010

Where is this?  And when can I move in?

Too Sexy

February 7, 2010

Oh Michael Cera, you can do no wrong.  Even while imitating Burt Reynolds, you’re still one sexy beast.

I can’t stand the way the waiters at CPK act when you order a Coke. They say, “Hey, you’re back.” I say, I’m Back in Black, baby. They say, “BBQ chicken pizza, no cilantro, no red onions?” I say, Bingo was his name-o. Let’s do a cup of the tortilla soup tonight, too. They say, “And to drink?” I say, How ’bout a nice Coke? “Is Pepsi alright?” Um, if Pepsi were all right, don’t you think I would’ve said, Let’s make it a nice Pepsi? Hey guys, Pepsi isn’t all right. So stop asking. Why don’t we make it an Arnold Palmer and quit playing games with each other? Who needs the hiccups, anyway? -From Cera’s Blackbook Interview

Minty Fresh

January 28, 2010

Aaron Patzer, CEO of, had a little sketch sesh with an artist/lover…and then she posted her sketches.


Before Disappearing

Down On My Knees

January 22, 2010

I was watching the “Hope For Haiti Now” telethon an TV.  Countless actors and musicians gave their time for this great cause.  Then, suddenly, something strange happened….Madonna sang “Like a Prayer” (with a full choir, might I add).  Does she forget what this song is about?!?!?!  Oh.My.God!

When you call my name, it’s like a little
Prayer. I’m down on my knees, I wanna take you
There. In the midnight hour, I can feel your
Power just like a prayer. You know I’ll take
You there.

Like a child, you whisper softly to me. You’re
In control just like a child, now I’m dancing.
It’s like a dream, no end and no beginning.
You’re here with me, it’s like a dream. Let
The choir sing.

Note: This song was condemned by Christian organizations upon its release in 1989

The Only Vampires I Like

January 21, 2010

Can’t wait til True Blood starts up again!

Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin keep it classy at The Art of Elysium’s 3rd Annual Black Tie “Heaven” Charity Gala on Saturday (January 16) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Cera Fist Pump

January 4, 2010

Michael Cera gets a special Jersey Shore makeover from Pauly D.  Pauly D is in New York City filming a skit for Michael’s new film Youth in Revolt, which opens this Friday (January 8).  Hahhahahaa, that just made my Monday!

via JustJared

Who is Nibbling at My House?

December 21, 2009

From the December 2009 issue of Vogue.  Annie Leibovitz shot the pop monster, Lady Gaga, for a spread inspired by Hansel and Gretel.  She’s a “Marc Jacobs–clad witch.

Move Over Barbie

December 19, 2009

There’s another hot bitch in town.  Check out these Lady GaGa dolls!  Here are a few of my favorites.