22 and Engaged…?

February 20, 2010

Hilary Duff just got engaged to her hockey player bf, Mike Comrie.  The girl is 22, filthy rich and clearly not a virgin.  Why the hell is she getting married so young?  Maybe she is preggers…I just don’t understand some people.

Seriously though, I blame it on Aaron Carter.  That boy was already double dipping in two cookie jars as a pre-teen.  Cheating on Hilary with Lindsay Lohan (or was it the other way around?).   Everyone ended up badly because of it.  Lindsay = Crackwhore.  Aaron = Crackloser.  Hilary = Engaged at 22.  The End.

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