December 31, 2009

Have a wonderful and safe NYE!

I’ve Got a Feeling…

December 31, 2009

Quotation Marks

December 30, 2009

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.


Man of the Year

December 29, 2009

Time’s Man of the Year, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke.  You know what they say, “Behind every great man is an even greater woman.”

After Harvard, Bernanke went on to pursue a Ph.D. at MIT, where he met — on a blind date — Anna, a student at Wellesley, who would become his wife. They have two children, a son in medical school and a daughter who has just finished college.

Girlfriend Keeper?

December 28, 2009

I bet a golden nickle that this app was a girl’s idea…Although, I would be pretty pissed off if I found out my boyfriend’s texts were automated.

Ever forgot you girlfriend’s birthday? Problem solved. What about an anniversary? Does she simply get upset because you don’t talk to her enough?

With the humorous Girlfriend iPhone app (and possibly the answer to life, even at $0.99), all of these problems are solved. Here is a user testimonial to prove our point:

“My first three wives divorced me because I always forgot anniversaries. I am pretty sure my fourth marriage will work thanks to the Girlfriend app?” Mark, 22

This application allows you to set up automated text messages or emails to be sent to your significant other based on your specified criteria such as “Relationship Seriousness” and how often you would like to (or are expected to) communicate. Messages will be sent based on your criteria (every two hours to once a month) and will be randomly generated and sent based on your relationship seriousness level. Messages will possibly be humorous but never vulgar. Out database contains thousands of messages, enabling messages to constantly be fresh and original and signed with your name. Our system enables your significant other to respond to the message and the response will be sent to your email address.

In addition, we have an “Advanced Settings” feature, which enables you to enter relationship and personal information such as anniversary dates, birthdays, and even eye color. This way, you will never miss another date and your messages will be very specific.

Best Dresses of the Decade

December 26, 2009

Entertainment Weekly compiled a list of the 20 best dresses of the decade.  Here are my favorites!

Happy Christmas

December 25, 2009

One Christmas, when I was a teenager, I told my little cousin that I didn’t believe in Jesus.  She screamed, “You don’t deserve Christmas!”  Glares of disapproval from relatives soon followed….Merry Xmas everyone!



December 24, 2009

I want this movie for xmas!

Christmas in Hollis

December 23, 2009

Nothing says Christmas like Run D.M.C.

Gentleman, What?

December 22, 2009

The Gentleman’s Deck:  50 Etiquette tips for the modern man ($15)